
When I was a kid, free toys in cereal boxes were just about the coolest things ever. One morning I opened a box of Corn Flakes, where inside was supposed to be an exciting figure from the movie Willow...that film with dwarves and shit running round a forest. Imagine my complete surprise when inside the box was not one exciting Willow figure but eighteen! Half the box was full of them. What a morning that was.

On the other hand, a crap food surprise is when you eat a Feast ice cream, and really look forward to the big solid chocolate bit in the middle...bit then finding out you've been dealt a duff one, so the chocolate in the middle's all tiny and decrepid. Rubbish that.
2 comments:
Haha, I had that Feast experience weekly in my final term of uni, cheap Ali's News must have got em at knock off prices. Do you think they x-ray the things to see which are gooduns?
i found me an entire chunk of pickled onion flavouring in a pack of monster munch once. twas eye-twichingly tastoy!
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